But which are the side effects of the GREAT REST?
Questions by hundreds of Europeans moved the members of the research department of the University of Nowhere Known (UNKNOWN) to take matters into their own hands. Here are their answers:
Otto Müller
Joined: March 2006
Location: Berlin
Posts: 4,447
Good afternoon! Will I be able to get back to work as usual after my holidays in Gran Canaria? I am a 110 metre hurdle runner and I do not wish to remain ultrarelaxed.
Dear Otto, there is high risk of remaining ultrarelaxed after your trip to Gran Canaria. If your world is that of speed, taking the grand rest may prove to be counterproductive. Your marks may be affected.
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Mary Jane Jackson
Joined: July 2004
Location: Manchester
Posts: 7,053
Dear researchers at UNKNOWN, my sister-in-law has just returned from Gran Canaria and she seems to have gone back in time… as if she had lost fifteen months. What is the reason for this partial rejuvenation? Would it work on me? Thank you!
Dear Mary Jane, although results are not guaranteed in every case, beach experiments show that one week in Gran Canaria speeds up MT-BP enzymes in the human body, leading to partial rejuvenation in 79% of the individuals tested.
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Luis Gutiérrez
Joined: October 2008
Location: Madrid
Posts: 1,502
I am a stock broker, and I need to know whether I run the risk of overrelaxing by taking the grand rest.
Dear Luis, the risk of ultrarest in Gran Canaria is a fact. You must bear in mind that upon your return from your holidays you run the risk of forgetting about the Nikkei index. Nasdaq will most likely be lost too… And every other index!
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UNKNOWN certifies the extraordinary benefits of the Grand Test
in the human body
a) But what is exactly the grand rest?
A reaction of the whocares cells in your body that gives you the feeling that everything matters less than what it mattered a week earlier.
b) How does one take it?
Just go to your nearest travel agency, buy a plane ticket to Gran Canaria, and throw a pair of swimming trunks into your suitcase.
c) Is a second dose recommended?
Whenever possible. So have concluded the research work of 197 Noble prize winners.
d) Which are its effects?
Lab results under the most favourable environment have allowed to determine that TRAVELLING TO GRAN CANARIA TWICE A YEAR PROLONGS LIFE.
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